5 WVU Freshman tips

I always said if I could go back in time and start college all over again knowing what I know now how things could of been different. Not having a older brother to pass this wisdom down to me, I hope this will help some High School senior out or someones little brother.
#5. Take the minimum credits to be a full time student. Chances are that you will be drinking enough to kill a small horse, and banging slutty freshman Jersey girls like a screen door during a hurricane. The difference between 12 and 15 credits is huge. Chances are since you are going to WVU you will be on a 5 year program anyway. Plus there is summer school which brings a whole new crops of girls. Freshman year is all about sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Stay tuned until tomorrow for #4. That's just my 10 cents.